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poemmarshall
'Twas the Night Before Christmas Starring Eminem!
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the yardnot a creature was stirring, not even the guardsThe windowns were locked and bolted with carein hopes that I wouldn't soon be thereThe children were nestled all snug in their beds,while I locked their door so I wouldn't have to bust their headsAnd Kim in the closet, with threats of putting her in the oven,I'm off to give Marshall some hot sticky lovin.When out in the hall there arose such a clatter,I sprang from the kitchen to see what was the matter.Away to the window I flew like a flashI'll be damned if I leave without Marshall's ass.The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snowthere was a tiny figure of Katie below,"I thought I told yo ass to wait by the car,"Katie must have smelled dick now it's gonna be war.We creept down the hall cat-like and quickI knew in a moment we would have his dick.More rapid than eagles, his time came,and Marshall awoke and shouted and called us out our name:"You Bitch! You Trick!You, Fucking Crazy Ass Groupie!Who in the Hell Let you In!Kim Come Help Me!Where in The Hell are My Guards!Call 911! Call 911!Get the Fuck Out You Bitches You Make Me Sick!"Katie hold his legs while I tie him down""Vicki shh be quiet what's that sound""Katie we don't have much time, jack that fucker off while I sit on his face. Damn his lips are soft."And then, ina twinkling, I heard in the other room,Damn the gig is up, " Katie we have to move!"Katie woulnd't leave empty handed so she stole eminems glass,She put his boys in it I looked at her mad,"Vicki I'm gonna sell it on Ebay and make me some cash."Marshall look pale from his head to his foot,and his clothes were all tarnished with cum and the left over sperm that Katie almost took, With his guards at the door and sirens in the air,Katie stood there giving me puppy dog eyes in despair,Fucking bitch had the car keys so i couldn't leave her skank ass there.His eyes--How they twinkled! His dimples, how swell!His cheeks were like roses, this muthafucka was mad as hell!He foamed at the moth as we jumped out the window,we would have gotten away quicker if it wasn't for the snow. Marshall gave chase, I clipped Katie and held her down,No need of both of us getting trouble only one needs to be found."Damn how did you catch up,""I faked a seizure," "Damn Jessi that's fucked up"We got to the gate with our fate sealed at hand,Fuck we got caught by the "man"As the police was took us awayI glanced back to see Marshall full of hate,We gave him a smile, a wink, and a nod,And yelled back at him before the police took us out of sight."Merry Christmas to all, and Marshall we'll see you another night!"
Copyright 2002 Victoria W.copy this and i'll sue your assalso, dont put this through aim, msn, or yahoo, through email and dont put it on your website. just send them here.o and you can leave feedback in the guestbook
 
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